Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
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Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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