Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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