Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
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Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
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