Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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