Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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