Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
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I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
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"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Shame - the story of my life.
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