pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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