What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
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