I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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