I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
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A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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