school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
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