Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i drank out of a bidet.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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