yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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