They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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