Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
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U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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