come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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