How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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