Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
They have beer where we have blood.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
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