I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
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Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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