If that was your dad, he is hot
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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