Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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