I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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