Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
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So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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