i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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