Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
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