I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Randomize
