she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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