i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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