Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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