So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
