The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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