im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
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Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
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Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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