i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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