I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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