I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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