You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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