I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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