For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
they're like a gay fantastic four
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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