I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
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All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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