He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
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Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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