im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
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But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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