I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
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