Sponge bath it is.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We have started to decorate penises.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
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WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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