let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
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I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He? As in you personified your dick?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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