I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
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I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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