i think i have herpe
just one?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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