Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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