She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He felt like a one man threesome
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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