rhymes with "ouble enetration"
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
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I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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