She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
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