I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
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I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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