She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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