We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
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Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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