Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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