There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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