well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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