Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
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Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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