Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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